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]]>Piracy, banditry, or any other self-serving tag line you want to apply to thieves in the act of burglarizing intellectual property (IP) is never romantic, or audacious, or heroic, Jack Sparrow with his bandanna, earrings and self-effacing grin be damned.
Recently, Julie Andresen started a discussion on Google+ entitled “What are your thoughts on content piracy?” She got over thirty comments with opinions varying from “piracy is great,” to one advocating a personally administered penalty of “trans-anal evisceration.” Most of the heat came from a handful of the respondents, who purported to be listening but obviously were not hearing one another.
Ms. Andresen started her discussion by including a reasoned post, entitled The Question of Piracy by David Amerland in which Google stresses the major, and oft repeated, argument for piracy, namely, “Piracy often arises when consumer demand goes unmet by legitimate supply,” which, of course, is really no argument at all. It attempts to justify lawlessness by blaming inefficiency. With this reasoning, any time your mail is late you could go down to the Post Office to raid their coffers.
Here are some of the (slightly paraphrased, intent intact) arguments in favor of piracy from that post. No names have been attributed to prevent author embarrassment:
Notice that there is no real logic here. One excuse is offered after another, including some upside down interpretation of Marxism.
The main argument of this warped mentality is that if I want it, but it is unavailable for whatever reason, I will take it. This is akin to the argument that someone wearing a gold chain on a NYC subway deserves to be robbed, or that if a woman dresses provocatively and I desire her, I can rape her.
Their secondary argument is that piracy always has been and always will be, so I might as well participate.
And there is no shame.
Now, here are some of the arguments against piracy:
I am not neutral. I believe in the ownership of intellectual property. I know how much work it takes to produce a product. If time is money, than all the time an artist takes to produce a work of art puts a value on that work. The popularity of the work determines how much people are willing to pay for it.
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]]>Baby, please let me explain.
It was just an article I wrote because of the episode with the Jets and the female reporter that was in the news. I didn’t really mean it the way you took it. You know how I get sometimes. And, no, I don’t really want to interview Anna Kournikova while she’s showering. I was just kidding. Besides I don’t have the proper press pass.
Me and the guys were down at Hooters having a few beers and watching the game when the subject came up about that hot attractive female reporter who wanted to interview Mark Sanchez, the Jets QB, you know quarter back. So we started discussing it and one of the guys, probably Tommy (you know how he gets) starts sticking up for the guys in the locker room. Well, it got pretty funny at the time but then again we had all been drinking beer.
When you got on my case last night about my column I realized that I had overstepped my bounds with those “reporterette” and “chiquita” cracks. You know I love you, Sweetheart. Please forgive me. I was just trying to be funny.
Likewise about the sprayed on pants. They weren’t really sprayed on but they were awful tight – not that that’s an excuse. I’m just trying to explain myself and as to the “teats” thing I just couldn’t think of another acceptable term to use and the editor didn’t change it and she’s a woman so how wrong could I have been.
OK, let’s get to the “packages” part. That is a modern term that’s used a lot in hip-hop these days so I used it to try to sound cool. I thought my comparison of their “packages” to her “package” made it even cooler until I saw how red your face got when you read that line back to me. I guess that was pretty stupid of me, huh?
But wait until I get home tonight because I know you’ll just love the little “package” I have for you tonight. Wait! I didn’t mean it that way but that is funny isn’t it. See, I can be a little funny sometimes without even knowing it. I meant the “package” I bought for you today at one of your favorite stores. You’re gonna love it. It’s an “asking for forgiveness” package.
And I totally get your indignation at the “feminist thingy” thing. I got carried away while I was writing the piece. You know I support equal rights for men too. It was the beers, I guess. “Thingy” seemed funny since I was writing about “packages.” OK, OK! I’ll let it go. It was just a weak joke and you know my sense of humor (or lack thereof – ha, ha, ha.)
And Pandora’s Box that was funny too. Even you lightened up when you read me that part remembering it as a children’s story. It’s really a Greek tragedy but the important thing is that you got it.
And now to the other difficult part for me to explain…that “cubbies” reference. I must have gotten that right because you got that too even though it gave you a migraine. And, yeah, I can see how the scent thing could be taken the wrong way but I’m innocent of all charges on that one. It was that bear analogy again. I think I explained what the word “analogy” meant when we were discussing the differences between our mothers. Remember?
And wasn’t that “Goldilocks” reference clever. Oh, oh, and forget about the work “fecundity.” I don’t really know what it means anyway. It just sounded good and it had more than three syllables which impresses my readers (and my editor.)
You know I love you and respect your opinion that’s why I am replying so openly. Please forgive me and can I sleep in our bed tonight? The couch is lumpy like cellulite and it frigid cold out there this time of year.
Love you,
Me
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]]>Are you kidding? Hello! Is anybody home?
Yeah? Well, there are many male reporters would like to interview Anna Kournikova while she’s showering too.
Let’s get real here.
The New York Jets got into some unwarranted trouble a while back when a female reporterette entered the Jets locker-room after practice to conduct an interview. She was whistled at and called a “bonita senorita.” The media reported the story and the feminists got all in a twitter.
You have fifty-some sweaty guys coming off the field with their testosterone all pumped up and in walks a pretty chiquita in spray-on pants with teats prominently on display and no one expects the guys to react?
If the guys did not react there would be a problem. To attempt to denigrate guys for being guys is full frontal sexism.
The reporter in question, Ms. Inez Sainz, twittered, “I’m in the Jet locker room and trying not to look at anything.” What is she trying not to look at? Lockers or benches or exercise equipment? No, she’s trying not to look at male packages, in their prime, with or without jock straps, wrapped or not wrapped in towels.
Ms. Sainz, a former Miss Universe contestant, is obviously in touch with her sexuality and should be mighty proud of the package in which she is wrapped. For her to feign surprise that some guys would whistle or call her a “bonita senorita” is just plain silly.
That’s what guys do. Get over it.
Oh, that’s right the incident happened in the workplace where sexual harassment is verboten. For football players the workplace is the field on which they war. It is not the locker-room. Do men enter the ladies room at corporate HQ or vice verse? Verboten! Hell, they even have separate suites for his and her executive washrooms.
This is all part of that feminist thingy that has been around since the late sixties. Feminism means well but it escaped Pandora’s Box. Guys interviewed guys in the locker-room after the game and some female reporters objected. It got into the courts and, in fairness to all, the gals won the battle. Since then, however, the repercussions in the war of the sexes have been ignored.
The sexes are not the same and no attempt should be made to treat them the same.
For decades now women have been protecting this ersatz equality like mama grizzlies protecting their cubbies. Meanwhile they continue to leave their scent on other heretofore male territories. Trouble is males like that scent and follow it for reproductive (or not) purposes. When males smell it they whistle and make unbearable sounds meant to announce their presence. The females, depending on their own sensitivities and/or the sensitivities of other females around them, can welcome those advances or not.
When the female is alone with a team of male jocks, depending on the fecundity of the female, she may or may not feel uneasy. If that prickly feeling makes her uncomfortable she leaves. If she chooses to stay she is welcome but she cannot, then, complain about her surroundings. Like Goldilocks who wandered in uninvited she might find some circumstances too hard or hot, some too soft or cold but she also might find some just right.
That feminist thingy spoiled it for everyone. If males cannot interview males in locker-rooms without granting women the same allowance, than females cannot interview females in their locker-rooms without granting men the same privilege and gay men must be excluded from male locker rooms and lesbians from female locker rooms, anyplace that scent might arouse desire.
Consequently if no one was allowed to interview anyone, any more, in any locker room we would all suffer for it by losing the spontaneity that follows both triumph and defeat and can only be captured in the immediacy of the moments that follow the game.
Sexism is not treating the sexes differently but treating them the same. Vive la difference!
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